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21 April 2014
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ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

20 April 2014
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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

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bramblepatch:

Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.

I laughed way too hard at this because I could totally see Moffat titling his autobiography Magical Me.

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that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:


wendythang:


misscourtneylayne:


ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E


no thank you


not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing


Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 
Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.
And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 
It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

dot823:

wendythang:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:

wendythang:

misscourtneylayne:

ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E

no thank you

not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing

Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 

Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.

And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 

It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

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yetiokay:

It wasn’t even that funny but I laughed really hard like a dork

Astronomyyyyyyyyyy

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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18 April 2014
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Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.

— People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)

#or pain that makes you throw up

17 April 2014
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mydearfriendwill:

extra:

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alanabloom:

0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

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dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

15 April 2014
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dee-elizabeth:

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

They’re actually like this unfortunately.

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