READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
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josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
THIS SHOW HAS WON 10 EMMY AWARDS
TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet its like fucking christmas up in herehappy 18th birthday dave strider! | december 3rd, 1995
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.