So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"
[ ] single
[ ] taken
[x] stuck romancing the same asshole in a bioware game for the 900th time
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
cast of spongebob dubs classic movies
I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt