I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
— Daniel Radcliffe (via katiebishop)
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
toad sounds like he has to put a lot of effort into making audible noises
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
this video keeps me young
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
I HOPE THIS IS THE LAST SURVIVING RELLIC OF HUMANITY
L E G E N D A R Y
Thanks to Cracked, I know that the original video this clip is from is called Magical Rainbow Sponge with Dee Gruenig. Now we just need someone to find the full video and share it with the world.
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP